THE FINEST FARTS ON THE MARKET
Indulge in our premium line of fart experiences, each one crafted with the care and complexity of a fine aftershave. Let these distinguished releases bring an air of sophistication to your pranks, parties, or personal amusement.
A light, invigorating burst of freshness.
Notes of crisp mountain air, with a hint of freshly cut grass.
Perfect for: The minimalist. Ideal for those who appreciate subtlety and grace, leaving a refined impression in any room.
A rich, warming aroma that builds character with each second. Notes of roasted vegetables with undertones of caramelized onions.
Perfect for: The conversationalist. A bold yet balanced choice for those looking to make a sophisticated statement without overpowering the moment.
A full-bodied, lingering scent designed to captivate. Notes of smoked paprika, charred wood, and a delicate touch of truffle.
Perfect for: The daring connoisseur. This experience turns heads and sparks conversations with its unforgettable depth and complexity.
An opulent, room-filling bouquet of robust, earthy tones. Notes of rich, aged leather with a smoky finish.
Perfect for: The powerhouse. Ideal for those who seek to dominate the atmosphere and leave an indelible mark.
Sir Flatulot
France
Lady Puffington
Staten Island
The Gassy Connoisseur
United States
Silent But Deadly Enthusiast
Finland