THE FINEST FARTS ON THE MARKET

Welcome to the World of Premium Fart Experiences

Where humour meets high-end sophistication. Prepare to elevate your prank game with our curated collection of luxurious, unforgettable releases.

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THE SOMMERLIES’s FART MENU
PRESTIGE COLLECTION

Indulge in our premium line of fart experiences, each one crafted with the care and complexity of a fine aftershave. Let these distinguished releases bring an air of sophistication to your pranks, parties, or personal amusement.

Luxury in Every Release


Our fart experiences are more than just a prank—they’re a statement.

Elevate your sensory adventures and redefine what it means to leave a lasting impression.

15-Second Whiff
Eau de Puff

A light, invigorating burst of freshness.
Notes of crisp mountain air, with a hint of freshly cut grass.

Perfect for: The minimalist. Ideal for those who appreciate subtlety and grace, leaving a refined impression in any room.

30-Second Breeze
Brise de Légume

A rich, warming aroma that builds character with each second. Notes of roasted vegetables with undertones of caramelized onions.

Perfect for: The conversationalist. A bold yet balanced choice for those looking to make a sophisticated statement without overpowering the moment.

45-Second Symphony
Fumé Élégance

A full-bodied, lingering scent designed to captivate. Notes of smoked paprika, charred wood, and a delicate touch of truffle.

Perfect for: The daring connoisseur. This experience turns heads and sparks conversations with its unforgettable depth and complexity.

1-Minute Masterpiece
Essence du Méthane

An opulent, room-filling bouquet of robust, earthy tones. Notes of rich, aged leather with a smoky finish.

Perfect for: The powerhouse. Ideal for those who seek to dominate the atmosphere and leave an indelible mark.

Customer reviews

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Great Quality!
As a professional prankster, I only use the finest. ‘Fart de Légende’ turned my dull family reunion into a night of sheer laughter. Grandma still thinks the dog needs a vet. Perfection!

Sir Flatulot

France

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I sent ‘Le Grand Blast’ to my boss anonymously. His reaction was priceless, and now I’m employee of the month. Coincidence? I think not. 10/10 would gaslight again.

Lady Puffington

Staten Island

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Tried the 45-Second Symphony during date night. My partner was both impressed and confused. Lost a star because it didn’t come with a warning label for uncontrollable giggling.

The Gassy Connoisseur

United States

Customer service!
Finally, a fart with the elegance of a fine wine! ‘Brise de Légume’ had a smooth start and a lingering finish. Pairs beautifully with awkward elevator rides.

Silent But Deadly Enthusiast

Finland

Nothing but the highest standards!

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